Huskies have a reputation for being dramatic, loud, and oddly human in their antics. If they had thumbs and a phone, your notifications would never stop buzzing. Here’s a glimpse at what your Husky would text if technology finally caught up with their sass.

1. “So… where’s my sled?”

This text would arrive in July, in the middle of a heatwave, while your Husky is sprawled dramatically on the cool kitchen floor. They’d remind you they were bred to pull sleds through snowstorms, not nap in an air conditioned house with a toddler’s fan aimed at them.

2. “We need to talk about the squirrel situation.”

Your Husky saw it. You missed it. And now they need to explain how your lack of reflexes has ruined their life. This message would probably be followed by ten blurry photos of your neighbor’s fence where the squirrel escaped.

3. “Did you really just close the door without me?”

Huskies can’t fathom personal space. A bathroom door closing is a betrayal of trust. Expect a passive aggressive text with a sad selfie pressed against the door crack, eyes shining with betrayal.

4. “The cat started it.”

If you own both, you know this would come daily. It wouldn’t matter if the Husky had been caught red pawed stealing toys or instigating a chase through the house. They’d always claim the cat provoked it. Screenshots of the cat blinking slowly from the couch would be attached as “evidence.”

5. “Howl practice tonight. You in?”

Around midnight, your Husky would send a group text inviting every dog in a three block radius to join the howl. Bonus points if the coyotes RSVP.

6. “That couch cushion exploded on its own.”

The classic excuse. Your Husky would text you a totally innocent photo with fluff scattered everywhere. The caption: “Weird. Couch must be defective. Definitely not me.”

7. “When are we running away together?”

Every Husky dreams of the open road or at least the open street. This text would pop up after you’ve already retrieved them from the neighbor’s yard three times this week. GPS collars were invented for Huskies, and they know it.

Huskies may not have texting abilities yet, but if they did, your phone would never know peace. Until then, we’ll just interpret their side eye, dramatic sighs, and howls as the canine version of a never ending group chat.