Dogs don’t say much out loud, but they definitely have opinions. Your boxer, with their wrinkly forehead and laser-sharp side-eye, is silently ranking your choices on a daily basis. Here are seven things you do that make your boxer raise an invisible eyebrow.

1. When You Pretend Walks Are Optional

Your boxer is bred for energy, and when you grab the leash only “when you feel like it,” trust me—they notice. That deep sigh from the couch? It’s not boredom. It’s disappointment in your cardio commitment.

2. Singing Off-Key in the Car

Boxers love car rides. Boxers do not love your falsetto rendition of 90s ballads. They’re quietly praying for a squirrel sighting to distract them from whatever just happened in the high notes.

3. Forgetting the Snack Tax

Every time you crunch into a chip without sharing, your boxer files it away. You may think you’re being sneaky with that midnight fridge run. Spoiler: you’re not. Those eyes in the dark aren’t ghosts—they’re judgment.

4. Dressing Them in Costumes

Yes, they look hilarious as a taco. Yes, they know they look hilarious as a taco. They also know every dog at the park is laughing at them. You will be punished later with the “you betrayed me” stare.

5. Talking Baby Talk in Public

At home, it’s fine. But when you say “who’s my wittle snuggle butt” loud enough for the mail carrier to hear, your boxer mentally checks out. They’re plotting to act aloof at the dog park to restore their dignity.

6. Ignoring the Doorbell

You might think, “Oh, it’s just Amazon again.” Your boxer thinks: “This is my life’s purpose.” When you don’t spring into action with them, they consider filing an HR complaint.

7. Cutting Playtime Short for Emails

Your boxer doesn’t care about deadlines. They care about the ball you just threw twice before muttering “I’ll finish later.” Later never comes. Your boxer notices. And yes, they’re keeping score.

Boxers are goofy, loyal, and a little dramatic. But make no mistake—they’re also observant little critics. Lucky for you, their judgment always comes with a side of love…and maybe a drool puddle on your favorite jeans.