Yorkies may look like tiny teddy bears, but behind those button eyes lives a ruthless critic. They don’t bark their feedback (okay, sometimes they do), but trust me—your little sidekick is keeping score. Here are the top seven things that guarantee you’re on the receiving end of some silent Yorkie judgment.

1. Singing Off-Key Around Them

You think you’re giving a Grammy-worthy performance, but your Yorkie tilts its head like you’ve just committed a crime against sound. In their mind, “Why does this human think they’re Beyoncé? I’d rather listen to my own barking.”

2. Wearing Socks With Holes

Yorkies notice everything. They might not pay rent, but they’ll clock your tragic socks the moment you kick off your shoes. That side-eye? It’s not cute curiosity—it’s your Yorkie mentally drafting a petition for you to get your life together.

3. Talking to Other Dogs

Sure, you’re “just being friendly,” but your Yorkie sees betrayal. Every pat on a stranger’s Golden Retriever is a personal insult. The glare you get afterward? That’s them wondering how fast they can find a new human who’s loyal.

4. Forgetting Their Treats

Miss treat time once and your Yorkie will forgive you. Forget twice and suddenly you’re living with a furry little mob boss. They’ll sit by the cabinet, staring at you with the disappointment of a parent who raised you better.

5. Eating Without Sharing

That sandwich you thought you’d enjoy in peace? Forget it. Your Yorkie will glare at you like you’ve just violated an ancient pact. In their book, all snacks are communal property. Your refusal to share is a betrayal of the highest order.

6. Dressing Them Up in Questionable Outfits

Yorkies tolerate bows and sweaters, but deep down, they’re judging your fashion sense. That frilly tutu you thought was adorable? Your dog is silently plotting your downfall while Instagram eats it up.

7. Leaving Them Alone Too Long

Dogs don’t tell time, but Yorkies have a built-in guilt radar. Come home after a long day and watch them give you that “Oh, so you remembered me?” look. It’s part reunion, part silent roast of your priorities.

Your Yorkie may be tiny, but their judgment is mighty. The good news? A belly rub, a treat, and a spot on the couch usually buy back their forgiveness—at least until you sing again.